This Is Where I Murder Vegetables: PNG SVG JPEG PDF
Funny Kitchen Quotes SVG – “This is Where I Murder Vegetables” Design
If your chopping skills are as deadly as your sense of humor, this Funny Kitchen Quotes SVG is calling your name. Featuring the playful phrase “This is Where I Murder Vegetables” in a quirky, whimsical font, this design brings a hilarious twist to any kitchen space. A sleek knife illustration sits beneath the text, making it perfect for engraving on cutting boards, noodle boards, or any kitchen craft project.
Whether you're making gifts, customizing your own kitchen tools, or designing with a touch of culinary sass, this black-on-transparent file is ready to roll. Comes in SVG, PNG, JPEG, and PDF formats, so you can use it with Cricut, Silhouette, laser engravers, or for printables and digital art.
Why This Design Is a Cut Above
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Hilarious phrase for cooks with a dark sense of humor
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Decorative stars and playful font keep it lighthearted and fun
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Perfect for cutting boards, aprons, mugs, and kitchen wall decor
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Transparent background for easy layering
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Compatible with laser engravers, vinyl cutters, and sublimation
Ideal For:
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Engraved gifts like bamboo cutting boards or charcuterie sets
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Kitchen-themed signs, towels, or aprons
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Housewarming or foodie gifts with a funny twist
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Sticker packs for foodies or meal preppers
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Personalizing noodle boards like in this DIY Stove Cover Plan
How to Use It:
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Upload the SVG cut file to Cricut or Glowforge for engraving
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Use the PNG for digital recipes or kitchen printable art
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Print the JPEG or PDF to frame and hang above your prep station
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Pair with other hilarious food quotes like My Blood Type Is Bacon SVG
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Explore more tasty designs in our Food & Drink Collection or Laser Engraving Files
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Can I Use These For My Business?
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